Weezer - Troublemaker

Put me in a special school

'Cause i am such a fool

And i don't need a single book

To teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books?

They are for pretty crooks

And i will learn by studying

The lessons in my dreams

So turn off the TV

'Cause that's what others see

And movies are as bad as

Eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me

Don't let me play football

I'll sake the quarterback

And jack the brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up

I'm a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I don't have the patience

To keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar

What does this signify?

I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs

And you will die

You wanted arts and crafts

How's this for arts and crafts?

That's right

I'm growing out my hair

I'm moving out to Cherokee

I'm gonna be a rock star

And you will go to bed with me

'Cause i can't work a job

Like any other slob

Punchin' in and punchin' out

And sucking up to Bob

Marrying a bitch

Having 7 kids

Giving up and growing old

And hoping there's a God