*i had posted it last year in my 2008's blog. Thought of sharing it to newcomers.

Hell is a bar & Heaven is a club.

i'd rather stay still in mamak.

Sex is nicotine and pregnancy is tar.

Dry-humpin' is nicotine-gum.

Are you willin to quit fuck?

Whores are beers and Nerds are plain water.

i'd rather thirst to death.

Anger is bicycle with 230km/h

You normally crash.

Happiness is ferrari with 300km/h

You can feel it only if you're rich enough.

Breaking-up is a baby hasn't born.

You suffocate only a while and taste the fresh air.

Marriage is an old man who wish he wasn't born.

You know what i mean.

Friend is an index finger and girlfriend is a middle finger.

which one you use the most?

Hot girl is a thumb & ugly girl is a thumb.

The only difference is way up and way down.

Smart girl is a slap & dumb girl is a punch.

Both can be pain on the ass.

Life is porn & hard-work ethic is our hands.

Just jerk off.

You is a condom, i is the flavor.

Without i You is boring