'Calling....[lance]'
i let the ringing dies and try again.
This time, someone picked up.
' Hey mate '
I cleared my throat and struggled to pull the words out behind my lips." hey man, so sorry that ive woken you up at this hour"
'so whats up?' He sounded sleepy still.
I tried to hold firm, kept my cheeks still and said...
" its...its just that umm... you know... *sigh with deep despair* i got a girl pregnant , and ... and i'll have to get married within 2-3 months before it looks ugly "
'WHAT the F*k ? , what did you do !!? '
My voice almost blow me out but i managed to keep my composure. " i know man, its just that * sobbing a little* IM only 19 man, god, 19 ! i really don't know what to do so i just called you "
' What did you DO!? '
" i was like real drunk that night and hell knows what did i do man, it was crazy... i barely know that girl man, and honestly she's pretty fat ... what should i do man, * sobbing real hard now*
' Man, are you sure its yours? you gotta do the 'A' shit man. '
" it has to be mine man, and i swore to myself i'd rather go to hell than taking a baby's life away "
' God, i can't believe this is happening man, you actually got a girl pregnant huh. god.so whats your plan now and.... '
Before he was done with what he was about to say, he hesitated half a second and yelled out
' YOU B*TCH ! i know whats happening now you B*tch! '
Then all the laughters blew off, i was laughing my ass off, and its not metaphor.
What happened later was seriously ugly, because he woke his girlfriend up and i suppose his ass got kicked~
im puttin' up Darren(left) and Lance, the reason is simple... Darren you ass you're the first and only one who caught me that day( anyway that hardly counted as april fool joke man because the joke was pulled when you were 3 am in Melbourne i was only 11.55pm (31st of March still)in Malaysia), and Lance you're one of the 6 people i pulled pranks on, and your case was the most hilarious.)
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